Hello again fellow capitalist, as you know Christmas time is upon us and I am in the Christmas mood. Do you wanna know why I am in the Christmas mood? Well I will tell you, during the holidays people are looking for presents, and since toys are not for everyone useful business like mine are a hit. In fact we sell 2x more shoes in December than we do in any other month, that is why the little orphans are allowed to work even harder and more hours. This year I am going to try a new way of selling the bad shoes, you know the screw ups. I am going to try this thing and I am going to call it a sale, instead of throwing out those shoes or them not selling they will be around 5 to 10% off the whole break. People will hunt for a sale and instead of asking for a refund if the shoes are bad, they will just say oh well I got them on sale. Have a holly jolly money filled Christmas everyone see you after the break.
- Robert Baron, Inventor of the Shoe sale.
Do the orphans get anything for working harder or do you just harass them more?
ReplyDeleteNo I think they have enough privileges just working for me. The greedy little kids don't need anything else.
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